The Covid Invasion

Mike's Super Eas********** "and now for this Special Report"

“Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this week’s Mike’s Super Easy Sunday Message with this Special Report brought to you by Mike’s Super Easy Sunday Message! Due to the recent attacks by the invading alien army (known as Covid-19), humans around the entire world, for the first time, have banded together to fight a common enemy  – not in the name of religion or politics – but, in the name of ‘survival of our species’, humans! This unprecedented act of bacteria-warfare has found people with different religious beliefs, republicans, democrats and those that like. or don’t like. Morton Downey Jr., to come together and realize that, deep down, we are ALL SIMPLY HUMAN!

It has also been found during this global-banding that more and more people have been praying – yes, praying – in hopes that this alien invasion would be put down and eradicated! It has also been found that small pockets of humans have questioned God as to why He would send us this Covid-19 pandemic! (The word ‘pandemic’ is a very scary word but, it only refers to the rapid spread of a ‘thing’, not the severity of that ‘thing’.) Here’s what our reporters have discovered:

First off, know this – God did NOT ‘send’ the Covid-19s. If any of you have been following the Super Easy Sunday Message, you should recall that everything is made up of a code (see past messages) and that codes can alter, mutate and ‘go rogue’ because of what mankind has done and the environments we’ve created. This Covid-19 is one such ‘rogue code’. It exists for its own survival while altering ours! God, as always, loves us and would not do this to us, ever!

Secondly, prayers to God, during this time of ‘fear and uncertainty’, should not be used in the following way: “God, please don’t let myself, my family or my friends get the Covid-19 virus!” A decision like that is NOT in God’s hands – it is in our own! Do you really think God is deciding who gets, or who doesn’t get Covid-19; who lives, or who doesn’t live, because of Covid-19?! NOOOO! Because when you pray that last (wrong) prayer, and it doesn’t ‘go your way’, your ‘belief and faith in God’ tends to dwindle and vanish. This CAN’T happen!

The proper prayer should go something like this: “God, if I, my family or friends, ever do contract Covid-19, please guide me to find the proper help to battle the illness. Put me in the hands of individuals that have been trained to alleviate this ‘attack’; our healthcare practitioners, hospitals, law enforcement, rescue personnel and our political leaders (whichever party they’re affiliated with, because God doesn’t care) so we may get through this, together – ALL of us! And, God, let the biologists and scientists find a way to assist us during this time. I ask it in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

It’s up to us. We ARE banding together to fight Covid-19. We must still look to God for GUIDANCE only, as this is something WE must take care of WITH His guidance – not to sit back and let God ‘handle it’ – He will handle US later on because THAT is His true job! In the meantime, KEEP your FAITH and KNOW GOD, for THAT is the vaccine we most desperately need!”

(No 'going' to church for many people right now. But, this IS church - it's YOU!)